An Open Apology to Tit Cancer

Jun 05, 2013

Dear Tit Cancer,

I'm sorry that I made fun of you mercilessly in stand-up comedy clubs and at spoken word events.  I'm sorry that I made you feel weak.  I'm sorry that I became unsuitable for habitation.  I'm sorry that I evicted you and got a restraining order that you can't come within 100 feet of me ever again.  I'm sorry that you're out on the street, looking for your next place to live.  I'm sorry that my family and friends overpowered and bullied you.  I'm sorry you're mad that I'm still beautiful, even with one & a half tits.  I'm sorry that I'm happy, healthy, and thriving now.

Oh, and by the way, "I'm sorry" is Korean for "Suck my cock."

Suzanne Whang 

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Tags: Cancer
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